Hello?

[Deadwinston]

Hello,
My name is Nate, and I'm an alcoholic. I like longs drives on the beach. I'm 24 and a Virgo. I'm somewhat of a humanitarian - I give free candy to school children from my van. I'm a former Amish and new to the Internet. I'm looking for a long distance Internet relationship with a beautiful woman who is actually a 47-year-old WoW player. I don't know how often I will be able to check these forums, but I get on the MySpace daily (username SexyExAmishDong). So yeah. Hello Internet! I already have the semens on my keyboard.


But in all seriousness, I help throw The Geek Group LANs, and I'm excited to see a Boxheads' LAN at Marmalade Dog. Anyone who has been to a GG LAN in the last two years probably already knows me, and I have to assure the Internet public that everything they say is a filthy lie.

[Jester]

sup fatty
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[Wrath]

Jib-Jibbicles
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"This will bring fire to her crotch" - Sneeko

"Hey! I just ate corn out of the ass of a dead hooker! I'm gonna take the best dump EVER after this!"

[Griminal]

I about wrote this off as an exceptionally crafty spammer.... but I remember your name now. Nice intro.

[Deadwinston]

Thanks and hello.
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"You called down the thunder, now reap the whirlwind."